Rightly or wrongly, most women are desperate for a smaller bum. Gym workouts, magic knickers and all sorts of diet tricks…we’ll try anything for a perfectly pert behind.
But Dionne Washington can’t imagine anything worse. Her massive bottom is 5ft 3ins across and weighs a whopping 22st – the same as three Victoria Beckhams or a baby panda. And it’s her greatest asset.
“I am literally sitting on a fortune,” says Dionne, 35. “My bum must be the widest in the world and it earns me over £90,000 a year. I used to hate it, but now it’s my fave feature.”
Funny!